The Metal Muses

Adventure Entry 13
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

Bad news, Rainbows was critically wounded at the battle with the shadow demons last night, and we almost died at least three times. The good news is we found the messenger of Wycloth, defeated the shadow demons, and now I am magnificent!

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Adventure Entry 12
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

We followed the resistance recommendations and magic feelings from Apollos for our second attempt at the mountains. The old temple appeared in disrepair with cobwebs, dust, and cracked mosaic tiles. I’m not a building builder, but whoever built this building built it strangely. After exploring for a while suddenly we were attacked by gargoyles! I gave one a talking to with my fists then he cooperated quite nicely.
“Greetings, my name is Rainbows. I can help you on your quest and possibly answer all your questions.”
“Oh thank you Rainbows.” I reply
“There are shadow demons around. They often possess my people and like the dark.”
“They sound very dangerous, we should try to avoid them.”

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Adventure Entry 11
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

It turns out we are in one of the Shet’zen capitals! After Heylan’s tragic death, we flee into the city. We get surrounded then suddenly a secret underground entrance appears and we hurry inside. Apparently there’s some sort of resistance forming and we were offered shelter.
“Hello, my name is Mack and that’s a really pretty lady you got there, but I can tell that she’s also very intelligent.”
They gave us all magic medallions which lets us travel through the Shet’zen barriers and also let us communicate.

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Adventure Entry 10
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

When Apollos used the mystery powder it transported us into a central chamber. We begin to hear Shet’zen on the other side of the door. Someone cleverly decides to throw the mystery powder at the Shet’zen once we are in the hallway leaving them trapped in the circular room. Eventually the hallway leads to a sequence of spiraling stairs. We can hear more Shet’zen coming after us as we continue to flee upwards. After a few wrong turns we end up outside on a ledge. The ever handsome farm warrior Heylan took a stand against our pursuers with confidence while the rest of us made it down to safety.
“I sacrifice myself for you Wu-min!” he shouts while falling to his death. “I am sorry that I won’t be able to live out my life with you on my farm, but take care of Sparkles!”

It was very sad, and romantic.
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Adventure Entry 9
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

Hec’torin, upset about our recent hardships, began to express some doubt about our objective and his own purpose.
“Don’t give up Hec’torin!” I exclaimed. “You may not have known your father, but my parents were bards! I don’t even know what happened to them or my brother, and if you think your wings are strange, check out this birthmark I’ve never shown you!”
“Oh Wu-min, I didn’t realize what a strong person you actually were, and not just physically but also emotionally. I am so fortunate to have you as my party companion.”
As we were offering reassurances, Shet’zen appeared! It was a long battle, but we finally prevailed. Upon inspecting their chiseled bodies, Apollos suddenly disappeared. When he didn’t return within some time we too inspected the powder found on the Shet’zen body. The powder teleported us into a circular room. Apollos appears unharmed, but now we do not know where we are.

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Adventure Entry 8
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

It was such a horrible day. After the encounter with the Shet’zen we reconsolidated what was left of our caravan. We headed on and found a little village. The place had been ransacked. Vrax’s body was also found (he was dead). It put a damper on everything.

“This is so depressing, I can’t even think about how attractive Wu-Min is” Apollos sulked. “Let’s go try to find more of those places I dream about”

The others agreed and so we left the place post haste.

The End

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Adventure Entry 7
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

We took all the wagons. I guess we figured more was more, so we all caravanned our way through the forest. I of course stayed with Sparkles in the back. I started hearing all this commotion coming from the front of the party. Apollos starting yelling something about a “lot of going homes”, and “they are slacking brusk.” I think Hylan’s death had been very upsetting for him, since he was clearly speaking nonsense! Suddenly two ugly children appeared on both sides of Sparkles’ and my wagon. They hissed about us being too attractive, so I silenced them with my shuriken. I left the wagon to check on my comrades and see why we had stopped. More ugly gnome things were around messing up the wagons. A shet’zen emerged from the woods and started chasing Vrax. There was some fire and hammer swinging, but somehow Vrax got bagged. I chased his captor, but to no avail. I had told Sparkles to run for it earlier, so hopefully they’re at least safe. Priorities.

The End!

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Adventure Entry 6
In the Eyes of Wu-Min

Dear Samantha,

Hylan never caught up with us.
I am a little sad about it and will miss his antics, but there was no time to mourn since the ugly children chased us well away. Eventually it became nightfall and we came upon a caravan camp. I hope they have sweets! No one looked to be around at first though. As we approached it looked as if the camp and merchants had been attacked. Suddenly there was a blur and a shadow behind me!

“Hey, how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear. Tell me a lil something I might like to hear”

“I must go help my companions” I protested. “Hectorian and Vrax are back there, and they need me.”

“ssshhhh” the vampire continued “Wu-min, I like-like you. We should make out”

“I’m sorry, but I can only love you platonically, like a donkey, which is my power animal”

“But I believe in a thing called love, Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! There’s a chance we could make it now, we’ll be rocking ’til the sun goes down!”

He had all but convinced me until Vrax suddenly latched onto my leg! I was so stunned. I didn’t know what to do, and my vows…

“Don’t leave us Wu-min” Vrax pleaded. “we need you the most!”

“I see you need more convincing” the vampire said “I’ll just have to kill all your friends, and then there will be no reason for you to stay!” Then swiftly he moved to attack Apollos. I freed myself of Vrax and went to aid Apollos, who was now pinned by the vampire. I pried the vampire off and slapped him.

“Oh, boo hoo. Wu-min, you have denied me. I am so depressed that I am going to turn into a vapor cloud and float away so you won’t be able to see my tears of sadness!” and he did just that. Our party was safe and now all the carts are belong to us.
The End!

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Making new friends and losing old ones
RIP in peace

We are here today to mourn the death of Heylan DeWitt. Let us not remember him as recklessly and repeatedly charging at much stronger enemies. Instead, let us remember him as a hero who selflessly sacrificed himself for the rest of us. Let us not remember him as a farmer who chose to do battle without a weapon. Instead, let us remember him as a paladin who could smite enemies… even in their eyes. Let us not remember him as a bloody pool of mangled body parts, but as a man who died as he lived: ramming into things at the fastest speeds he could manage.

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Why have you forsaken me?

The Shet’zen stomp their feet upon the smoldering remains of my elation. Where once a glorious light shined before me, I now find a path fading into the stygian remains of this desolate world. The Divines had guided me to rebuild the house of Semmelroth, but the cruel jest of fate has left me unhallowed. How can a humble craftsman be expected to build without a hammer.

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