Hylan never caught up with us.
I am a little sad about it and will miss his antics, but there was no time to mourn since the ugly children chased us well away. Eventually it became nightfall and we came upon a caravan camp. I hope they have sweets! No one looked to be around at first though. As we approached it looked as if the camp and merchants had been attacked. Suddenly there was a blur and a shadow behind me!
“Hey, how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear. Tell me a lil something I might like to hear”
“I must go help my companions” I protested. “Hectorian and Vrax are back there, and they need me.”
“ssshhhh” the vampire continued “Wu-min, I like-like you. We should make out”
“I’m sorry, but I can only love you platonically, like a donkey, which is my power animal”
“But I believe in a thing called love, Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! There’s a chance we could make it now, we’ll be rocking ’til the sun goes down!”
He had all but convinced me until Vrax suddenly latched onto my leg! I was so stunned. I didn’t know what to do, and my vows…
“Don’t leave us Wu-min” Vrax pleaded. “we need you the most!”
“I see you need more convincing” the vampire said “I’ll just have to kill all your friends, and then there will be no reason for you to stay!” Then swiftly he moved to attack Apollos. I freed myself of Vrax and went to aid Apollos, who was now pinned by the vampire. I pried the vampire off and slapped him.
“Oh, boo hoo. Wu-min, you have denied me. I am so depressed that I am going to turn into a vapor cloud and float away so you won’t be able to see my tears of sadness!” and he did just that. Our party was safe and now all the carts are belong to us.